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过年陪老婆回娘家，老丈人酒过三巡，对我和媳妇说：“你们俩就像春晚一样，一年来一次，还没有把我逗开心！ ” The four vampires of the residence gather to discuss what they should do with Guillermo, who killed the Vampire Council. Laszlo is happy that theyre fine, but Nadia isnt so sure. She figures that Guillermo is Nandors responsibility, but he points out that Guillermo did it to save them. Colin doesnt care, and Nadia and the Doll insist that they have to kill Guillermo. Nandor reminds them that theyre still in danger, and the Council will send more assassins and only Guillermo can protect them. Nandor figures that they should slumber on it. Guillermos bell rings from the basement, and they go down to check on Guillermo. Its been a month since they imprisoned him and havent decided Guillermos fate, and they go to Guillermos cell. Guillermo says that his bathroom bucket is empty. Colin offers to empty it so he can see if Guillermo is sending out secret messages. Nadia throws raw chicken at Guillermo so he can eat, and Guillermo says that he wouldnt kill them. He reminds that he saved their lives, and he asks if theyve just procrastinating without him. Colin uses a cattle prod and shocks himself, and Guillermo yells that he just wants to protect them Once the vampires leave, Guillermo talks to the camera crew and admits that theres good wifi in the basement. He shows them around his cell, and figures the vampires cant do anything without him. He shows that he can get out, and explains that hes been sneaking out while his captors slumber. Guillermo goes upstairs and keeps the house functioning, and the vampires dont notice because they think it happens automatically. Guillermo then goes to a diner to eat, and admits that hes co-dependent. Guillermo returns to his cell before everyone wakes up, and listens as the vampires discuss his fate. When they hear him move, Guillermo returns to his cell and locks himself up. Nandor comes down and asks how his familiar is holding out, and admits that its likely theyll kill Guillermo. The familiar says that hes a soldier and lives by the code of the warrior. Nandor agrees and brings more raw chicken for Guillermo. The vampire then goes, turning the lights on. Guillermo has put up security camera to keep an eye on the vampires, and sees bats circling the house. Colin reports that Guillermo isnt sending out secret messages but will continue to check Guillermos bucket. A vampire enters the room as mist. Guillermo runs in and kills it. The female vampire, the Guide, survives, and says that she isnt there to kill anyone. She congratulates Guillermo on being a vampire-hunter, and says that they hadnt heard from them but sent 87 ravens as messengers. They also tried to use the telephone, but its Guillermos job to answer the phone and he was locked up. The Guide says that the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council has sent her to show them a VCR with their message. After they chain up Guillermo, the Guide plays the tape. The Head of the Council applauds them for eliminating 70% of the most powerful vampires in the Tri-State area. The Head reminds them that the law is that vampires do not kill vampires. The Council figures the four vampires know how to get things done, so theyve been appointed the leaders of the Eastern Seaboard Vampiric Council. The Council will be monitoring them. The Guide tells the vampire that she has assisted every Council since 1769, and shes honored to assist them. The next night, shell take them to the Council building. Colin brings Guillermo to them, and Nandor says that their final decision about Guillermo is that they wont kill him for now. Theyve decided to make Guillermo a fully-fledged member of the team, but not a vampire. Instead theyre going to make him a vampires bodyguard. Guillermo takes it rather than die, and the vampires accept Guillermos acceptance. Before the vampires remove the chains from Guillermo, they use four-way hypnosis on him and Laszlo warns that the odds of Guillermo being mentally stable afterward are slim. Guillermo agrees, and they try to hypnotize him. Guillermo tells the film crew that after years of the vampires hypnotizing him, hes immune to vampiric hypnosis. He just lets them think they can hypnotize him. The vampires hypnotize Guillermo to never harm them, and he plays along when he comes out of his "trance". The next night, the Guide takes the group to the local Council building and shows them around. Wraith Dancers come in and give the vampires their Council Robes, and asks which one will assume the Masters Throne. The Guide explains that only one of them can be Supreme Leader. Everybody but Laszlo argues who should be the Supreme 展开全部